Dear Nicholas Sparks:

I just read your book Last Song. It wasn't very good, but it did succeed in causing me sob for about two hours straight, once I figured out that the dad was dying...


Anyway, my real beef isn't that your book was a melodramatic, tear-jerker schlock fest, but that you allowed THIS to happen:

Seriously? Miley?? You got Rachel McAdams for "The Notebook" and the best you can do for this one is Hannah Montana?

Shame on you!