BLONDE NOISE

Static, chatter, and other hazy ramblings.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

Eye candy - and he's kinda interesting, to boot...



Amazing!!

Some rules to remember...

EIGHT WORDS/PHRASES WOMEN USE, WITH TRANSLATIONS:

(1) Fine: Not fine

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to do something. (e.g. five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house).
 
(3) Nothing: Something; This is the calm before the storm.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Other variations include "Do whatever you want" or "If you really want to."
 
(5) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(6) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome.' That will bring on a 'whatever').
 
(7) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying @&$# YOU!

(8) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times-- or that a man should be helping her with-- but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Very excited...

I think if I got these, I might feel better about the fact that on a majority of days I wear my PJ’s until 4pm or later...

http://www.pajamajeans.com/Default.aspx?bhcp=1

Monday, February 1, 2010