BLONDE NOISE

Static, chatter, and other hazy ramblings.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Autumn Spice Cookies

Dear Readers:

What follows is a "recipe repurposing" using one of my veryveryvery favorite recipes from my childhood: Sherry's Famous Gingerbread Cookies! They are great at Christmas, but I think these cookies would be just as awesome served throughout the Autumn months -- especially for Halloween and Thanksgiving. Get out your cookie cutters and get creative with the icing!

Autumn Spice Cookies

Ingredients:

1 cup shortening
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup molasses
1 egg
1/2 cup hot water
1 tablespoon baking soda
1 heaping teaspoon ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon cloves
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 pinch salt
5 & 3/4 cups flour

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees
Cream the first four ingredients
Add water and baking soda
Stir in dry ingredients
(Refrigerate for 20 minutes, if necessary, before rolling out the dough)
Roll out on a well-floured pastry cloth to approximately 1/4 inch thickness
Cut
Bake on greased cookie sheets at 350 degrees for 10 minutes

Enjoy!

XO,
M

Friday, September 25, 2009

Eric was feeling left out...sorry Sheriff!


Cute Overload...

Dear $4,000:

It’s been nice knowing you. I am now going to give you to some other people, who in return are going to give me one of these:

http://www.parorobots.com/

Keep in touch!

XO,
M

Photoshop, straight from the brain...

This is going to lead to a lot of unemployed psychic help line operators...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/09/25/brain.scans.wired/index.html

Remember Vinnie?

Dear Fancast.com:

Dudes, you have seriously made my life. Words cannot express the gratitude I feel towards you for assembling all 97 full-length episodes of Doogie Howser, MD. That, plus the fact that you allow me to stream them (for free!!) to my laptop, makes you pretty much the greatest thing to happen to me since my braces came off when I was 12.

Am I coming on too strong? Just tell me if I am and I’ll back off. I think you and I could have something really special and I don’t want to ruin it by being needy.

I love you.

XO,
M

http://www.fancast.com/tv/Doogie-Howser%2C-M.D./89315/full-episodes

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Recipes?

Dear Blog Readers**:

I'm wondering whether any of you would be interested in seeing some of my recipes and/or reading stuff that I write about food (eating out, cooking, etc. etc.). BN wouldn't be entirely dedicated to that, but it's an area where I have something to say. Holla back!

**List of Blog Readers currently = Buddy. I need to work on marketing. If you are reading this, I've managed to get up the gumption to take BN public, and you have logged on to read my archived posts. (blog jargon alert!)

XO, future friends!

Dear Diary...

Just finished up a funny and sweet IM'ing sesh with my Maman. She is addicted to Scramble --- we're talking "Intervention"-level addicted. And it's all my fault. Long story. Anyway, I'm now all smiley-like, because that was fun!

Nighty-night.

XO

Ah, Glee

Dear Glee:

I cannot lie. I freakin' love you. In the shower, I pretend I am one of you. In so many ways, Glee, you complete me.

....However...

I am extremely skeptical about the whole "Dr. Schu's wife is going to pretend she's pregnant for five more months and then swap her fake baby bump for the head cheerleader's baby, who -- btw -- was actually fathered by the boyfriend's brooding best friend" plot line.

Please tell me you haven't jumped the shark after only four episodes. I am worried about you, Glee. I hope you get yourself back on track soon.

Call me, we'll do lunch.

XO

Dear Diary...

Today I started a blog. I figured I'm already obnoxious, I might as well!! (Exclamation points are obnoxious, right?)

Anyhoo...I posted a few things - fluffy, random. BN (BlondeNoise) doesn't really know what she wants to be when she grows up, but for now let's just say "repository for all my flights of fancy."

Gonna go watch Glee, then sleep. XO

Couldn't resist...Team Edward!!


Biggest Flirt

flirt, n. A woman of a giddy, flighty character; ‘a pert young hussey’ - OED

Molly's high school claim to fame: Biggest Flirt (It's in the yearbook, I swear!)

Tonight my shameful secret was revealed. Oddly, I don't think anyone was surprised.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Okay...this site makes my day

I'm not sure why I find this so hilarious. I guess I have a deep respect for anyone who speaks their mind so freely. And, dude's bio is awesome: