Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Complaint File...
Dear People Responsible for Making “New Moon”:
I just watched your movie. It was a’ight...but I have a beef.
I’m not sure if you’ve watched the movie all the way through or not, so you may not be aware that there are some scenes in which key people do NOT have their shirts off. I paid $11 to see this movie, and I was promised that Jacob Black would be shirtless the whole time — yet there are entire scenes (even one on a beach for goodness’ sakes) where those beautiful abs are covered up. This is a travesty!! Also, Edward wears entirely too many clothes throughout most of the film. I’m really hoping you plan to correct this by the time “Eclipse” rolls around.
In addition, I would like to complain about the relative lack of gratuitous shirtless-ness by other members of the Cullen family, especially Carlisle and Emmett. Wouldn’t totally mind seeing Charlie without his uniform either.
So, in summary, the shirts have got to go. I think you’ll find this tip will not only help you continue to break box office records, but it might shave a few bucks off of your wardrobe budget to boot.
Just sayin’....
XO,
M
I just watched your movie. It was a’ight...but I have a beef.
I’m not sure if you’ve watched the movie all the way through or not, so you may not be aware that there are some scenes in which key people do NOT have their shirts off. I paid $11 to see this movie, and I was promised that Jacob Black would be shirtless the whole time — yet there are entire scenes (even one on a beach for goodness’ sakes) where those beautiful abs are covered up. This is a travesty!! Also, Edward wears entirely too many clothes throughout most of the film. I’m really hoping you plan to correct this by the time “Eclipse” rolls around.
In addition, I would like to complain about the relative lack of gratuitous shirtless-ness by other members of the Cullen family, especially Carlisle and Emmett. Wouldn’t totally mind seeing Charlie without his uniform either.
So, in summary, the shirts have got to go. I think you’ll find this tip will not only help you continue to break box office records, but it might shave a few bucks off of your wardrobe budget to boot.
Just sayin’....
XO,
M
Giddy!!!
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Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Sorry I've been AWOL...
Dear Readers,
Sorry for my lack of posts this week. I've been in suburban hell, for various reasons both work-related and personal which I won't go into.
Yadda, yadda, yadda, events transpired which led my husband to send me the follow text (from his 3000 milesiaway safe house): "Fake a seizure. I'll send a car service. Just leave your luggage." Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
Getting a car to JFK at 6am tomorrow AM. Praise Budda - LA, here I come.
XO,
M
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Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Yeah, this pretty much sums it up...
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a police chief. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date.
Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a police chief. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date.
Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
Stumbling towards ecstasy...
Dear Friends:
There’s a new #1 time-waster on the scene:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/
If you don’t hear from me for a while, it’s because I’m too busy spending 19 hours a day on this site. Loves it!
XO,
M
There’s a new #1 time-waster on the scene:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/
If you don’t hear from me for a while, it’s because I’m too busy spending 19 hours a day on this site. Loves it!
XO,
M
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