Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a police chief. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date.
Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
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